Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

ALL OF THE OXYGEN!!!
@Vee_Flames: The Same Reason you didn't in your last post.
Butterscotch pie, or Cinnamon pie?

Neither, coconut cream trumps them both!

Why is the sparrow outside my window twittering ceaselessly? -_-'

Not sure, try throwing a Pokéball at it.

If George Washington was a fish, would America have been more fin-ocratic or commu-fish? Or maybe a Prawn-archy?

No, they would be more Fin-perial.
Why do people still watch Michael Bay films? (and Adam Sandler films for that matter)
(P.S. @Trinexx Key Lime beats all three!!!)

Many film schools like using their films as examples of how NOT to do things. XD (To be fair, not all Adam Sandler films are bad...just half of them.)

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a beaver chuck?

(@MrMario02: Key lime is great! But you clearly haven't had my grandma's coconut cream pie! )

Here is the equation (in cubic centimeters):
W = amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck, B = amount of wood a beaver could chuck
B = 2/3 * (Pi * W)

When is a donut not a donut?

Philosophers spend years figuring this stuff out, geez! I've come to the conclusion that "defining" a donut is an absurd ambiguity, and it is an answer that can never be fully realized, such as pinpointing the location of the end of a rainbow.

Is there a wrong way to eat a hot dog?

In some cultures, it's wrong to eat a hot dog sideways while swearing at everyone nearby.

Why is the sea red?

Take a vacation out of Egypt and then you'll know why.
Are elephants giving birth when it is raining on an otherwise sunny day?

@Vee_Flames No. Elephants give birth when the sun is shining on an otherwise rainy day.

Did Firefly (The Joss Whedon TV show) really happen?

Nope. What you were really watching was C-SPAN to raise the ratings, gotta watch that hypnosis that comes along with it that makes you think you're watching other things.

Why is there a load of chocolate sitting on my kitchen table?

They're isn't. At least.... not anymore (burp).

Whose job is it to paint the "nintendolife" letters at the top of the page every time someone loads up a page?

It's Nonexistent Nolan's job.

Are we in the Matrix?

Nope! That red pill they give you is really a hallucinogen that makes you see men in black, makes you think you have superpowers, and see illusions of reality rendered in bullet time. In reality, you're probably in a rubber room somewhere living out your surreal fantasies while the FDA decides to nix that particular drug.

Oh, and there is no spoon.

Why are cucumbers disgusting?

Because you're not eating them properly. You must let them soak in your saliva for at least 90 seconds.

Is Niagra falls technically in the United States or in Mexico?

Bob's back garden, who's in New Zealand. He likes surfing, so he stole it.

How does electricity manage to switch on a device?

The electricity is provided by billions of pikachu, and when you hit the switch, the pikachu connected to that is told to stop.

Can I identify as an attack helicopter?

In this day and age, you can identify as whatever you want.

Where do babies come from?

No one truly knows the answer.

Did Star Wars really happen?

It's true. All of it. Apart from the gold bikini in Return of the Jedi - that's just a figment of your Dad's dirty imagination.

Speaking of which, has there ever been a better TV programme than Baywatch?