Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Only one way to find out
watches every TV program that ever was
Yes. I won't say it's name though.

When's yesterday?

In two hours tomorrow.
How many canners can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?

None, this causes and endless loop of people dancing the can-can until society collapses.

How do I know if I'm Frankenstein's Monster?

Depends on if you can find crimsontadpoles next to "Frankenstein" or "Mary Shelley" on Urban Dictionary.

Why does skydiving sound like an awesome idea?

Society. Peer pressure. The delusion that nothing bad will ever happen to you. Maybe your parents did it, so it must be okay. Maybe it's the subliminal advertising. There's lots of reasons.

Does voting come with complimentary mashed potatoes? I feel like it should.

No! Voting should NEVER come with mashed potatoes! It'll draw out strange, creepy things like Nargles and a Jabberwocky that will disrupt the voting.

Why can't an octopus wear a hat?

Their "hair" is already way too busy. Can you imagine putting a hat on this? It'd look ridiculous!

Can I use your house for soliciting?

Was it worth it to leave his site and come back again?

Heck yeah! I've had experiences I'll never forget, met a pretty girl, feel in love, got rejected hard, but I'm okay now, and I've discovered the sweet delicacy that is music! But I'm back here, now, where I belong.

Also, @YoKaiSergio15, don't forget to answer my question!

Are peanuts cheaper if I buy them from the ground?

Correct.

Is going on 4chan a good idea

Why would you need 4Chans? I think one is enough.
Is my Dog plotting my demise?

As long as your dog is not a cat, you should be fine.

Speaking of, when will cats take over the world?

@Nicolai Only if you can solicit your house

The day Garfield ends.
What is something that is pink but also blue?

A banner for a baby shower for a woman having twins, one male and one female.

If they call it private school, why don't they teach you more about your privates?

It's the lowest rank in the military. What's there to know?

Why are hedgehogs blue and super fast?

Yes, and it can be used as motion controls on all Gamecube games.

How do I get more electricity for my Wii U?

Go pay off Tom Nook, he'll hook you up....for the right amount of bells.

Why are there so many moronic drivers?

Because they're trying to be Moronic the Hedgehog?
Why is my plunger not working?

Send it in to Nintendo for repairs.

If a bird flies with its wings, then if it had a second pair of wings, would it be able to fly twice as high, or twice as fast?

It will fly so fast it will be roasted.
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