Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

because it knows everything you do at night when you think no one is watching

Why is the world so flat?

Because Christopher Columbus decided at the last moment to become an astrophysicist.
Can fish see time?

Maybe someday.
Is Snigglebap a color?

Yes, according to the official Mario-Webster Gamer's Dictionary.

Can my 3DS help me change my flat tire?

Unable to ask that Question

Check the 3DS Operation Manual
for help troubleshooting

what is Kirby's Universe like?

Yeah. Then and only then can you play any third party game with Homer Simpson as the main character.
Yes or yes?

No. Nein. Nē. Nej. Hayır. Não. Geen. Όχι. Нет. いいえ。没有。لا. לא.

A vacation in a foreign country, or a vacation across the country? Wait, this isn't the This or That thread...

Wouldn't it be better if everyone communicated with their ankles?

That depends on what you mean by everyone. Do you mean humans, or everything that lives?
Which is better, a Whismur or a Pumbloom? (Props to anyone who gets this reference)

Jontron, now give me my stage prop, I'm about to go on (I'll give my prop to whoever gets that).

Who will win for president? Donald Trump, Kanye West, Pyrocynical, or Toby Fox.

Doesn't matter. If any other candidate gets elected, Trump can fire 'em.

@MrMario02: Everything with ankles, obviously.

How does one commit celery?

Ask someone who commits celery.
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Toby Fox, because he'll deploy the dog.
Is this all just a bad dream, and I'm never waking up?

Yes, but it's not all bad. There's lots of cookies here, but watch out for the fire. There's more cookies than fire, so overall it's a nice place.

Do hamburger's get bigger as they age?

Only if you plant them and handle them with love.

What came first, the chicken or the soup?

Depends on who crossed the finish line first.

Why is salt salty?

Because sugar is sugary and everything had taken its own taste. Salt had no choice.
Can you guys fund my trip to Disneyland?

The better question is will we?
@crimsontadpoles: You didn't get that reference, did you?
Is Apple Pie the meaning of life?

Only if it contains 42 apples.

@MrMario02: Nope, it went right over my head. Googling it returns Undertale results. I definitely want to start play it at some point.

Why is the sky falling?

@crimsontadpoles: Do yourself a favor and PLAY UNDERTALE! You won't regret it!

Why didn't @MrMario02 ask a stupid question? And why don't I have any stupid question to answer? Can you answer both?

1) Because MrMario02's question was so stupid, it was auto-blocked by the site.
2) You did have a question to answer: @crimsontadpoles's.
3) Yes. I just did.

@crimsontadpoles: The sky is always falling. It is in a constant freefall, but it's moving so fast that it's trajectory matches the curvature of the earth, and remains in orbit. That's why it is always really really windy...

And finally, my question: How much oxygen will I need to take my mid-term exam? I want to be extra prepared.