
Even though the Switch is nearing the end of its lifespan, Nintendo is still offering up some valuable nuggets of advice for both new and current owners. After all, we want these devices to last as long as possible, right?
In a social media post, the company's customer service branch has warned users to be mindful of where they leave their Switch consoles and accessories when in the presence of any pets. It states that pet saliva and urine can cause systems to malfunction due to excess water exposure. Duh.

Pretty obvious stuff, really, but it's good to keep it in mind if you're looking to preserve your Switch for as long as possible. Dogs in particular can be seriously cheeky little gits at times, and before you know it, your Joy-Con controllers will give off a suspicious whiff of ammonia.
Chances are, however, if you're anything like us, then you've been keeping your Switch in near-perfect nick since 2017 (or whenever you happened to pick one up). They're precious, and they need to be cared for. Until the 'Switch 2' launches with backwards compatibility, that is, and our current systems are left to gather dust.
Wheeey.
Do you have any devious pets that you need to keep separated from your tech? Let us know with a comment down in the usual place.
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Don't let your dog play switch, I guess.
Oof... That was a close one! Thanks for the heads up, Nintendo.
I've been peeing on all my electronics for years with no issues.
Dang it, I was just about to let my dog piss all over my Switch. Such a helpful advice, 10/10, would recommend!
Does this apply to Switch Lite too? I was just letting my cat chew on my Switch Lite earlier, and now I'm wondering if I should be concerned.
Pillowpants reporting live from the scene
The Nintendo Switch's electronics were wet from pet pee, causing a CPU failure, due to a shortciruit. A sad scene, indeed. Back to the studio.
Don't let Nintendo fool you.
This is clearly because they used cheap parts.
I mean seriously, I pee all over my other electronic devices and have had no trouble at all.
Clearly Nintendo are just covering their backside, and front side for that matter.
This is a pi**take.😜
Reminds me, the Switch has been out this long and I haven't seen or heard any stories about dogs trying to eat a switch cart. Makes me think of my childhood friend whose NES carts were all chewed up.
Listen Nintendo, my Oscor pees wherever he wants to, alright?
Nope, don't have any pets and this is one of the reasons why (pretty funny that Nintendo's customer service explicitly mentioned something so obvious) - my brother's dog has already done enough damage to other cables etc. as cute as she is!
That seems good adviiiiiiice. Hmmm....
Maybe some ppl thought it would make it run better?
Nintendo did say, however, to feel free to crap on the PS5 Pro
Looks to camera
...Figuratively. Because of the price tag. Honestly, you lot need to get your minds out the gutter.
One of my then-kittens once shat on my Skyrim case....I still have the case years later after release.
Erm, really? They have to say this?
Oh yeah, we are in the times of "Contains Nuts" on a pack of peanuts
Nothing some rice can't fix.
@SammyGoesHowdy but then who did I buy Grapple Dog, Dogurai and Metal Dogs for?🤔
@martynstuff too late, AVGN taught us well.
When I went to university I let my little brother keep all my consoles because I'm a nice guy like that. He clearly loved the Xbox 360, but when I came back for Christmas I found the Wii in a heap on his floor, where his pet ferrets loved to, ahem, mark their territory.
So you can be sure I took the wee Wii, cleaned it, brought it with me back to uni, and my brother never saw it again. His loss.
Seems like all the people who refused to befriend me over playing the Switch in the toilet did so because they have exotic tastes in peeing. Hmm.
I don't have pets, but thanks for the advice, Nintendo.
(takes out Atari Jaguar with the Jaguar CD when nature calls)
Why didn’t they make this statement 8 years ago?! I’ve consistently let my pets peepee, poopoo, and hurl all over my launch-day Switch. Heck, I let them use it as a bed sometimes! Sure, it often emits sparks upon booting up, and most games severely glitch, but I thought that was just the thing showing its age. Frustrating!
@Markatron84 You're a human though, so you're good. This PSA is only concerning pet urine.
20+ years of gaming and I’m now just finding this out?
Pets, children or any other being really. It's rude and quite unhygienic.
@Markatron84
Thats how people know they are YOUR electronics!
Switch 2 will be pee resistant confirmed!
@Mgalens precisely.
Come to think of it, is this a confirmation that the Switch 2 will be called the Nintendo SP (Nintendo Switch Pee)?
It's sad that a statement like this even has to be made. I weep for the future.
@HammerGalladeBro MAN that's a deep cut
And they tell me NOW???
Nintendo: Don't lick Switch cartridges!
Idiots: proceed to lick Switch cartridges
Nintendo: Don't urinate on your consoles!
I think we all know what's going to happen next.
Wasn't this one of the logical conclusions from taking the Switch to the loo?
This reminds me of that PSA of sitting on your Switch years ago.
No s-hii-t. Interesting the kind of people that we coexist with that they have to warn about this
Last year while I was at my friend's place for Extra Life, at about two in the morning his dog decided it's time to pee all over his xbox. Thing still works though!
Not-tendogs?
I dunno, I'll see myself out.
Reminds me of a Competition I remember hearing on the Radio here in Ireland. Contestants had to drink a load of water to see who could wee the most to win a Wii.
I'll have to keep a close eye on Sanya, then, she likes to turn into a dog sometimes and pee on my stuff and chew on them.
What if it was on fire? Can you pee on it then...?
I mean, I wasn’t planning on it…
I'm guessing semen counts as pee??? LMAO
That is a guilty looking shih tzu.
It didn't say any warning about my sister's naughty cat, Cupid CHEWING & destroying any cable she can get her fat claws on.
It wasn't just my Wii U Gamepad cable that faced her wrath, my second Switch Dock's AC Adapter ended up destroyed from the inside so that dock is just "decoration" till I order a replacement with cable protectors, plus two Roku hubs among others.
Next time, I'm letting her lick a Switch Cartridge, I hope she likes Sonic Superstars.
Gotta buff up the protection on that Switch successor both anti-chew & wee resistance.
I came here for the comments, and some were golden. Thank you Nintendo life community.
There have been reports of old brick original game boys surviving toilet flushes etc, so stands to reason it should be piss proof. Definitely test on someone else’s switch first. While they’re playing for bonus points.
@AmplifyMJ I don't know if you wanted that To sound like an older American mom, but I just heard this in Coco Peru's voice! 😂🤎🤎
@KingBowser Let it dry and scrape it off!
Well, if I don't own an electric fence, then where else am I supposed to let my pets whiz???
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