One of the most influential and acclaimed novelists of his generation, award-winning writer Martin Amis – famous for books such as Money, London Fields and The Information – isn't the kind of name you'd perhaps expect to see on a site about video games, but in the early '80s, Amis was gripped by video game fever and even went as far as to produce a book about the topic: 1982's Space Invaders: An Addict’s Guide to Battle Tactics, Big Scores and the Best Machines.
Complete with a foreword by none other than Hollywood heavyweight Steven Spielberg, the book not only attempted to pick apart the explosion of interest in arcade video games but also take a look at the seedier side of the industry. Amis describes his 'addiction' in worrying terms like he's hooked on some kind of new-age drug that he finds impossible to give up.
Authors turning their attention to the 'next big thing' is nothing new, and it's quite likely that Amis assumed that video gaming was a fad that needed to be properly documented before it vanished forever, but it's clear from the book that he gained quite a talent for gaming, having mastered Space Invaders, the Taito coin-op from which the book takes its rather clumsy title.
However, in recent years, Amis has tried to pretend that the book doesn't exist; in the opening paragraph of his review of Steven Poole's excellent Trigger Happy, Nicholas Lezard mentions that he once told Amis that Invasion of the Space Invaders was one of the best things he had ever written. "The expression on his face, with perhaps more pity in it than contempt, remains with me uncomfortably," Lezard recalls. No wonder Amis was happy to allow the book to fall out of print for years (it was finally republished in 2018 by Johnathan Cape, which is fortunate, as original copies were changing hands for well over $150 at one point).
Leafing through the pages of this glossy and captivating study of '80s arcade gaming, it's perhaps easy to see why Amis is so reluctant to acknowledge this spirited but flawed endeavour. The text is disarmingly earnest, and Amis – while clearly a skilled gamer at this point – makes some rather unfortunate predictions which not only date the book but also make it seem woefully ill-informed.
While he rightly heaps praise on the likes of Defender, Missle Command and Centipede, he calls Frogger "a dogger" that "just hasn't got what it takes", and as for Nintendo's Donkey Kong, he's even more critical, managing to throw in a rather unfortunate slur while he's at it:
Through some masterstroke of mistranslation, 'King Kong' has become 'Donkey Kong'. How did this happen? It seems that, over there on Kamikaze Street, King means Donkey, or Kong means King, or something. Anyway, the game is a poodle.
Donkey, your days are numbered. The knackers’ yard awaits you.
It is more fun to speculate what Nintendo will bring us in the future. The Missing Lynx. The Loch Ness Marmoset. The Puppy from 20,000 Leagues.
Of course, it's easy to poke fun at this book in 2021, with the benefit of considerable hindsight. Amis was doing a lot of pathfinding with Invasion of the Space Invaders as no one had seriously attempted such a project before, and many of the games listed boast detailed hints and tips which can only have come from hours and hours of hands-on experience. It's an imperfect slice of gaming history, for sure, but one that's well worth discovering if you haven't already.
Who knows, increased interest in the book might finally encourage Amis to acknowledge its existence.
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"Over there on Kamikaze Street"!? Sheesh!
"Jumpman saves the Lady. You have to be over eighteen to see what he does to her next."
Tasteful.
"The Lockness Marmoset" whoa, did he just predict Earthbound?
He needs to experience the pinnacle of art, music, and gaming that is Donkey Kong 64.
Having owned this book from new back in the 80's it's a fascinating slice of time, one I still go back to every couple of years, well worth finding if you can.
Big boomer energy.
Sounds interesting (if a little condescending), would read.
Nice to see Nintendo Life sticking to the Donkey Kong December theme.
I would LOVE The Puppy from 20,000 Leagues
@Onett
You just used a slur 😞
Oh boy well guess who was donkey WRONG!?!?!?
Might want to take a trip to Kamikaze Street yourSELF my man because this prediction sure just CRASHED and BURNED ooohhh!
I guess it goes to show that the proest of PRO GAMERS is really TIME ITSELF because TIME ALWAYS WINS!!!
HOW YOU LIKE THAT!?
Martin Amis is a renowned pompous douche, who is not well liked at all in literary circles. I read his book "the second tower", load of rambling nonsense.
Steven Poole is great though, his book "unspeak" is brilliant, made me think a lot about how I phrase things in everyday talk.
Haha, I've actually had this book for years. My grandma got it for me for christmas 1992 because she saw me flipping through it in a used book store. It is an interesting look into 80s gaming culture.
First, I never heard of that writer. Second, it seems like the book was made as some sort of joke, just by reading Spielberg's foreword. Can't believe people took stuff like that seriously.
My favorite author of all time. Had no idea this would be available anywhere. Gonna have to track it down, even if Amis wouldn't particularly want me to. Cool article!
@noobish_hat I don't know what I'll do with myself in January when the daily videos end.
"over there on Kamikaze Street"
Well HELLO racism
"Oi guvna, I'm so Bri'ish I **** the queen! Pip pip cheerio"
"Anyway, the game is a poodle."
Welp, not learning that expression without using it with extreme prejudice.
Acclaimed, yet nobody knows him 🤣
I'm confused. What on earth does This game is a poodle even mean?
@Tempestryke It was slang at the time for a bad game.
@OldManHermit ohhh
Ahhh okay… i think somewhere a tree just fell.
@StuartGipp came here to comment this. Good grief.
@Richnj Not-so-casual casual racism? Check. Dismissive of something they don't like? Check. Thinking their uninformed opinion is important enough to get published in a book? Checkity check check.
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat will forever be my favorite DK game.
On behalf of all Americans...what on Earth is a "knacker?"
Also, what's the slur in question here? "Kamikaze Street?" Or is "poodle" slang for something negative? I feel like people can be a bit too uptight about political correctness nowadays. Perhaps it's too soon to make a joke about Japanese soldiers in WW2, as there are surely still surviving ones. They're highly unlikely to read this random British publication, though. It's a sad thing when a government convinces you to off yourself for the sake of the empire. I guess Japan has a long history of honor suicide, even with the samurai. Such honor codes are a disgusting and manipulative practice, and I'm glad they've moved away from it. Suicide rates are still quit4 high there though even if they're not encouraged, so there's obviously still work to be done.
I found the kamikaze joke to be somewhat funny, but I get why some would be offended. Comedy helps us see the world a little lighter--it can make dark, tragic situations a little easier to bear because we're poking fun at them. As someone who's been in therapy for some time, I've learned that laughing at your problems can be an effective way to cope.
I think intention goes a long way, too. This guy may very well be a racist and meant it to be genuinely condescending which isn't okay. I thought the joke was somewhat humorous, but I absolutely adore Japan and its many technological innovations. Iwata is my greatest role model I'm not related to by blood, and I aspire to be like him. It's human nature to show effection by poking fun at the people you care about--couples tease each other and playfully wrestle around and make jokes with each other with the mutual trust and understanding that it's not legitimate. But jokes can also be a passive-aggressive way to vent about a group and cause people to take stereotypes at face value, which heightens animosity. It's a fine line that I don't think has an easy answer in regards to where it should be drawn, but comedy is subjective. What is offensive to one person might not be offensive to another.
Don't take this as a defense for the writer, as I'm not familiar with any of his other work, but based on the comments, he may very well have been a racist jerk who wanted to deliberately hurt people, I dunno. But as an Appalachian, I can laugh at the occasional hillbilly joke if it's original and I know it was said in jest. I can also tell when a person genuinely thinks I'm incest white trash, and those contrived jokes meant to put me down are hurtful. Distinguishing between the two can be subtle, but I think it's something we should try to consider before immediately canceling a comedian or journalist and ruining their career. Look and see whether they're also poking fun at themselves, for example. If you're confident in yourself but also don't think you're better than others, then you can laugh at yourself no problem.
Food for thought. Others may disagree, but as always, I like to be open-minded and don't mind being proven wrong if someone brings in some insightful discussion that makes me see things differently. I hope I won't get my comment removed again for being irrelevant, but you mentioned in the article it uses a slur. If you didn't want people talking about it and think the guy is a prejudiced hack, don't give him media attention. But it's there, so I'd like to discuss it.
But uh, anyways...hope we get that rumored Donkey Kong game next year.
See? I can be relevant!
Welp... that book aged like milk.
(If there’s anything that’s more disgusting the more it’s aged let me know)
@Not_Soos
The 'Knacker's Yard' is where horses were sent when they couldn't work any longer. There is an English expression, "I'm knackered", it means exhausted.
I bet if someone told him about Labo, the waggle generation, Warioware 3 second microgames he wouldn't have believed you. To be honest if Nintendo unveiled a shire horse controller I wouldn't be surprised.
@noobish_hat
MONKEY KONG DECEMBER
FUNKY KONG DECEMBER
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