Overview
- Number of Players
- 1 (Single Player)
- Genre
- Release Date
Switch eShop
18th Jun 2020, $3.99
18th Jun 2020, £2.99
Reviews
Mini Review Behold The Kickmen (Switch) - A Gloriously Silly Take On The Beautiful Game
"What a big lovely match!"
Behold The Kickmen is a football (or soccer, if you prefer) simulation for everyone who hates the sport, or, at the very least, remains totally clueless to its global appeal. Created by Dan Marshall of The Swindle fame – who readily admits he knows nothing about football and thought it would be fun to see what kind of...
Screenshots 16
Behold the Kickmen Guides
Guide Best Nintendo Switch Football Games
We mean Soccer, not that 'other' football
Hang on. England's in the final?!? 58 years of hurt had kinda stopped us dreaming, to be honest. Crazy times. As we head into the loft to dig out our Italia '90 squad poster and copy of Striker: Skills and Tactics ahead of Sunday's Euro 2024 final, here's a recap of some of the finest footy picks on Switch...
Behold the Kickmen News
Nintendo Download 25th June (North America)
Mr. DRILLER DrillLand, Pokémon Café Mix & The Almost Gone!
The latest Nintendo Download update for North America has arrived, and it's bringing new games galore to the eShop in your region. As always, be sure to drop a vote in our poll and comment down below with your potential picks for the week. Enjoy! Nintendo Switch: The Legend of Heroes:...
News Behold The Kickmen Brings A Comedic Take On The Beautiful Game To Switch
Hate football? Then make a game about it!
There are plenty of serious football games out there these days, and actually, there are plenty of football games trying to do the opposite, too, but none seem to go quite as far in the opposite direction as Behold the Kickmen: Ultimate Football Edition. According to its official description, Behold the...
About The Game
>ULTIMATE FOOTBALL EDITION
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game".
Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.
FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.
Comments 1
FINALLY! A game for the rest of us. It effectively pierces the veil and succinctly captures the essence, and tedium, of the running and kicking charade that is the British Football System. I finally understand why they riot, it's stultifying.
Show Comments
Leave A Comment
Hold on there, you need to login to post a comment...