Topic: Mario is an arrogant jerk

Rexcalibr · 2015-01-03T04:22:38+00:00

Seriously, when you really think about it he is. I just downloaded New Super Mario Bros 2 and I noticed, he just barges in everywhere like he owns the place, steps and kills on everyone and EVERYTHING in sight. The funny part is, most of the koopas and goombas aren't even doing anything to bother him. The Koopas are just dancing, taking a walk and from what it seems, trying to enjoy life while he comes along out of nowhere and just murders them. The goombas are socializing and trying to build towers of themselves as it seems like this is something they do in their natural habitat and he just crushes them to death. The other thing is, he's incredibly greedy. From what I've read, the object of the game is to collect a million coins or something but it's like he just can't get enough. He needs every damn coin in the mushroom kingdom. Every coin is for the taking and the game tries to encourage you not to leave any behind. So not only is he going to murder every koopa on the face of the earth but he's going to steal their coins so any that are left behind after his murderous onslaught is over, he wants to make sure any survivors will be dirt poor and potentially starve to death because they can't feed their children… or themselves. He essentially wants to cause an extinction of these creatures, a Koopa hollocust. That's not all, not only does he kill defenseless, innocent wildlife that have been thriving in the Mushroom Kingdom, he also has no qualms about beating children. The Koopalings are kids, remember. Bowser's little kids. Sure they're bratty and trouble makers, but which kids aren't? Keep in mind, he's a grown man. He's even gone as far as attacking a baby (Bowser Jr.). That should tell you what kind of a person Mario is, and Luigi isn't any better. Speaking of Luigi, he's almost always totally neglected and Mario loves to steal the spotlight from him any chance he gets. Mario getting ready to step on a little kid's head. You might make the argument that Bowser and the Koopalings kidnap Peach, but when has Mario ever stopped to question why they do this? I mean, he's been rescuing her for years… didn't he ever stop and think why they want her so badly. Could it be that they just like her and want to be her friend? or that they think she's pretty and want a mother because they don't have one? Instead of trying to talk it out like a reasonable adult, Mario just goes in full force and kills anything in sight. Great example for kids isn't he? So to sum it up Mario: kills endangered wildlife without a thought has no guilty conscience about countless murders he's committed beats up little children treats his brother like sh_t is a horrible example for little kids Yep, Mario's an absolute douche bag. I would love to have a game where you can play as Bowser or the Koopalings and take Mario out. Why hasn't this been made yet?

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TeeJay
Sun 4th Jan 2015

"Smooshed" means "being attacked by a Youtube sensation"...?

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TimelessJubilee
Sun 4th Jan 2015

WinterWarm wrote:

This is what NL should have in their next 'From The Forum' article, not some random stuff about a random shovelware game developer.

Oh someone's jimmies have been rustled.

[Edited Sun 27th Mar 2016 by Undead_terror]

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JusticeColde
Sun 4th Jan 2015

MrMario02 wrote:

Not all GT episodes are trash. Just some of them. And before you say something along the lines of "Go ahead. Name some for me" I can name plenty of good episodes:
Rosalina Unmasked Pt.1/Pt.2

Not even once.

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Kaze_Memaryu
Tue 6th Jan 2015

SuperMalleo wrote:

Not to mention that he's just shoving Luigi aside and shows himself off every time. Luigi deserves some attention for once.

I guess he does, but he doesn't want to. If you look at Super Paper Mario and Mario & Luigi: Dream Team Bros., Luigi is being established as a very modest guy. His greatest wish is to be of help to Mario, and that's it. He doesn't mind playing second banana, as long as Mario is okay. If anything, he'd like to become stronger and brave enough to be even more helpful to his bro.

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banacheck
Tue 6th Jan 2015

I'm just surprised Mario doesn't have a zimmerframe by now.

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Socar
Thu 24th Mar 2016

Man, you guys are too mean on Mario. Who thought that saving princesses would make everyone here think bad about him?

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NintendoFan64
Thu 24th Mar 2016

AAH! Necro-thread!

There is nothing here...except for the stuff I just typed...

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Joeynator3000
Thu 24th Mar 2016

....Ugh. I still want an auto-lock feature for these forums.

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DonkeyKongJump
Thu 24th Mar 2016

The whole Mario is mental theory by game theory is really stupid. Some of their theories are decent, but Mario being mental is one of their dumbest.

It shouldn't have taken off.

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NintendoFan64
Fri 25th Mar 2016

TheSuperStarSaga wrote:

The whole Mario is mental theory by game theory is really stupid. Some of their theories are decent, but Mario being mental is one of their dumbest.

It shouldn't have taken off.

Now, now! Matpat's theories have plenty of thought and effort put into them, like..."Rosalina is Mario and Peach's daughter"...and "Sans from Undertale is actually Ness"...good God, these theories are stupid.

There is nothing here...except for the stuff I just typed...

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veeflames
Fri 25th Mar 2016

@NintendoFan64:
"Sans from Undertale is actually Ness"
Aaaaand I just automatically lost all the tiny faith I had in Game Theory.
Like, what the hell?!

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NintendoFan64
Fri 25th Mar 2016

Vee_Flames wrote:

@NintendoFan64:
"Sans from Undertale is actually Ness"
Aaaaand I just automatically lost all the tiny faith I had in Game Theory.
Like, what the hell?!

I know...I know...also, Papyrus is apparently a Starman. Forgot to mention that.

[Edited Fri 25th Mar 2016 by NintendoFan64]

There is nothing here...except for the stuff I just typed...

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Rumorlife
Sat 26th Mar 2016

I knew I recognized this thread.

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Joeynator3000
Sat 26th Mar 2016

Soooo, we're randomly not gonna bother with locking it this time?

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Sticker
Sat 26th Mar 2016

Since this thread is back, why do people buy the same Mario game when there's barely any difference. It's always Bowser kidnapping Peach, and Mario saving the day. Can we have a different villain to replace Bowser?
I understand that Bowser is a famous character, but can they make him have the "King Dedede situation"? Make him a villain couple of times then make him Mario's best friend and be a protagonist?

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prolly full of 6 year olds tbh

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Undead_terror
Sun 27th Mar 2016

Well Mario does kill sad lil creatures for out enjoyment...BUTT LOOK AT THIS SAD POORLY DRAWN GOOMBA!
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Also a revived thread...
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