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Re: Nintendo Wins $8.2 Million In Damages Over Wii Controller Patent Infringement

GravyThief

All of the original lawyers from the 2011 ruling are no longer on this case. They retired early and are currently relaxing on yachts in the Mediterranean. Similarly, the lawyers who were working on this ruling will not be involved in the appeal proceedings, as they are joining their retired lawyer friends on those previously mentioned yachts.

Source: thesadreality.com

Re: Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster Has Sold Over 6 Million Copies

Krull

Square Enix sells 8.3 billion copies of JRPG Remix, and immediately apologises to shareholders for underperformance.

Ensuing note in company report:

“While successfully selling one copy of the game to every living person on the planet, we will have to shut down studios X and Y for failing to attract more sales from dead consumers.”

Re: Review: System Shock (Switch 2) - Performance Woes Tarnish A Classic

TheWokesterGamer

i got this game in humble choice and didnt care for it, it felt like i was drunkenly stumbling from location to location doing random stuff in order to progress instead of progressing organically or solving puzzles normally, i guess. this game is definitely too old school for me, and nightdive didnt really do anything to change the game for the modern day. at LEAST have a normal map system, yknow

Re: GRID Legends: Deluxe Edition Is Racing Onto Switch 2 In Early 2026

JayJ

GRID seems to be a good fit for the Switch when it comes to a simcade racer. It could never really do true racing sims due to the lack of analog triggers, but they can work if you keep the traction and braking assists on. I felt like this game was under-appreciated as a simcade racer this gen and it's nice to see it getting some attention again. Might have to pick this up just to have it as a handheld racer.

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