You don’t know who you are, you don’t know fully why you’re going where you’re going, and everyone around you just assumes you’re the solution to all their problems. You could argue that this idea describes an unusually vast number of games, but Thank Goodness You’re Here! takes that notion to its logical conclusion.
You play as (as far as we were able to tell) an entirely unnamed yellow man, whose most distinguishing feature is that his size changes in reaction to the situation, almost always diminishing. You’re shown a series of ads from the fictitious Yorkshire town of Barnsworth by your presumed employer and sent off to speak to its mayor. Why? Well, it’s not your place to ask, lad. Nowt to do but ge’ tumblin’ ah’ window soon as game should allow.

If that last sentence meant little to you, then strap in and turn on the subtitles, because this game does not hold back when it comes to its inspiration. Each and every character speaks with an expectedly Yorkshire dialect and accent, and you can even change the in-game language to the aptly named ‘Dialect’, which sees what little UI there is displayed phonetically, as though Sean Bean himself had spoken it. A lovely touch for anyone fond of such things.
This option is presented to you as soon as you boot the game, and appropriately in Tyke, which sets you up for what is likely to be the densest and most concentrated comedic experience you’ve had in years. Thank Goodness You’re Here! is absolutely bursting with clever (and less clever) humour, and should you keep an eye out for it, you’ll likely not go 30 seconds without having a private chuckle as you swing past the local shop (Price Shaggers) to delve into what we can only assume is the concept of meat, or force a man’s food van to shut up shop ‘due to smacky bum-bum’.
It’s safe to say that if your sense of humour isn’t keyed into what’s on offer here, you should probably give this one a miss (and reconsider your priorities in life), because it’s inescapable. We loved every single second of it. This is enhanced doubly when your only actions beyond walking are jumping and (sort of) hitting. It’s unclear if it’s a slap or a punch, so we’ll just call it a whack.

And you’ll be whacking everything you come across, we guarantee it. You’d be forgiven for whacking every object just for the sake of it, we know we did. Yes, we’ve been through this alley twice before, but that doesn’t mean we’re not going to whack each and every box and bottle that's strewn about, just because it feels good to do so.
This method of interactions puts us in mind of old point-and-click adventures, in the sense that almost every object can be interacted with in some small way, even if it’s entirely pointless. Whack three nearby bin bags in quick succession and you’ll have rats serenading you before disappearing forever. Whack a resident to hear them complain about their husband. Whack a pay-and-display ticket machine just because they never have signal to accept card payments. It’s all valid.
It’d be enough as well, but things are elevated further by the exceptional presentation. You only have to look at a screenshot or two to see just how gorgeous this game is, and it does not let up for a moment. Every frame truly is a painting, even if it’s a painting of a not-so-flattering look at British living. And you'll get plenty of opportunities to see it all as you're taken on circuits throughout the town in various directions to complete such tasks as tidying up the local store (Price Shaggers), which, logically, means destroying half the stock, leaving it scattered all over the shop (Price Shaggers).

It does so fairly elegantly as well, and whilst it might be possible to take a wrong turn at some point, we never once managed it in our entire playthough, so carefully guided by previous routes being blocked by workmen or someone desperately not trying to stall their instructor’s car on what is hopefully their first driving test. That latter especially was just plain delightful to see each time, such a mainstay of smaller British streets captured perfectly, and with purpose.
A game so reliant on humour and keeping your attention can run thin fairly quickly, though. Luckily the developer, Coal Supper, saw fit to keep the game’s entire runtime down to only a couple of hours, depending on how you play. On the one hand, we wanted more; more humour, more puzzles, more smacky bum-bum, but on the other we were almost entirely satisfied with what we’d experienced. It’s a flash in the pan, but blimey, what a flash.
Performance on Switch is also largely good. Everything bar a handful of cutscenes made up of stock footage (no, you’re not getting any more context in this review) runs at 60fps, although larger spaces do tend to cause some stuttering, dropping frames here and there. It’s by no means game-breaking, but it is a minor blemish considering how refined and thought-out the rest of the proceedings are.
Conclusion
Thank Goodness You’re Here! is a brief but oh-so sweet romp into a world that simultaneously makes no sense and yet perfect sense to those familiar with British culture. Bursting with excellent humour (which is no small feat in a video game), beautiful artwork, and fantastic animation, it’s a wonder the devs managed to pack as much as they did into its short runtime. Performance may not be 100% perfect on Switch, and if you’ve no funny bone in your body, you’ll wonder what the point of it all is, but it’s still some of the best and most intense fun we’ve had in years on Nintendo’s console. Our faces hurt from laughing so much, and we don’t think there’s much greater praise than that.
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Such a unique game that I simply have to eventually get it and even more so considering it's short, thanks for the review!
I’ll go ahead and make the (fuNnY? BrItIsH?) joke now so no one else has to.
Haha. Alex sounds like he had so much fun.
I liked the demo for this one but unless you're British or "get" British humor/what it is satirizing, a lot is probably lost on you.
Awesome! I’m planning on grabbing this game, and I hope its successful enough that the developers can keep sharing their wacky humor.
Maybe it's just because I miss the games so much, but... I am getting Jack The Nipper vibes from this. I do like games where you can just mess about and cause chaos (like Untitled Goose Game), so I will most likely check this out.
i've been waiting for this game ever since i saw the reveal trailer a few months back, glad to hear it's good, cannot wait to pick it up in a few days it just oozes charm
Just wanna say, as an American, I love British humor as much as the American stuff. And if I can enjoy a show as esoteric as Toast of London, then I most certainly will enjoy the the dulcet tones of Jackie Daytona in this game. Glad that regular human bartender continues to get work.
TIL: Price Shaggers is the UK equivent of Sofa King's Sofa King Low prices.
Price Shaggers 10/10 G.O.T.Y
Obnoxious game meets the most obnoxious reviewer.
This game is on sell right now it's 15% off.
@PessitheMystic Tremendously kind of you to comment regardless 😁
@PessitheMystic Hello, lovely person!
@AlexOlney
This is the most polite way I've ever heard someone say "Thanks for the engagement, that's how I get paid (derogative agitative)".
I love it, and I commend you! Keep up the good work.
I am an American who only knows the British from Bake Off. Will I get this game?
Played the demo and was a funny simple puzzle game with lots of character and a great art style. I'll definitely be picking it up.
This is probably not a game for me, but I do like that weird and whacky things like this are released. I hope anyone who gets it enjoys.
This absolutely demands a physical release, so I'm going to have to be patient.
@CartoonDan Depends on your feelings towards soggy bottoms.
Thanks for the review!! I had completely forgotten about this game even though it’s on my list. I’m definitely getting this game. I can’t wait to boot it up while the wife is around so I can watch her react like “WTF IS THIS?!”
Really useful review!
I think I wouldn’t “get” enough of the game’s humor for it to be worth my time; but I’m glad it exists and hope it finds a lot of fans.
i think im too american for this one lol!
@Maxz I like soggy bottoms as long as they are not stodgy.
I love Monty Python, Q.I. The Graham Norton Show, and watch a lot of Premier League football.
But I'm still worried that's not British enough?
Well I did not even understand half of the review so the game is probably not for me
I was sold at Matt Berry tbh.
This looks DIRECTLY up my alley! It's like a British take on Later Alligator! I absolutely MUST purchase this when I can - I feel my partner and roommate might enjoy playing this game together!
Edit: love that the review ended with "maybe this game isn't suitable for kids" and cut off right before two very happy, peaceful flowers were about to get butchered by a lawnmower. Brilliant editing.
PSA: There is a demo on Steam do you can download that if you have even a low-end PC just to see if the humor and gameplay tickles your fancy
The only british humor i know is the SNL sketch: "British Cavemen", so probably not for me.
Can someone explain the Price Shaggers thing to me? I know what both words mean but I don’t really understand them together or what the joke is…
I love British humor tho still imagine I won’t get the majority of the jokes— still buying!
@stipey I would also like to know
This looks adorable. Might give it a go once I clear more of my backlog.
@iamthesunset Matthew Berry is a treasure and must be protected at all costs.
@Fizza you get huge brownie points for using a Pops/Regular Show Gif.
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