The new free-to-play game Pokémon Unite was released on the Nintendo Switch earlier this week. It's had a relatively smooth launch but it seems there are still some glitches that need to be fixed.
One, in particular, that's gone viral on Twitter - with over 25k 'Likes' at the time of writing, is an image of a butt naked Machamp:
It's unclear how common this bug is, but it's certainly got the attention of social media. As you can see, the trainer model has also glitched out. Textures and models not loading properly isn't exactly uncommon nowadays. The game Cyberpunk 2077 had similar but different issues on launch resulting in a bit of extra exposure.
While it might seem like Machamp is missing its underwear in the above photo, apparently not. As revealed by the official Pokémon website in 2015, these wrestling trunks are actually skin/markings on their bodies - so they're technically pantless.
Have you encountered any glitches like this in Pokémon Unite? Leave a comment down below.
[source comicbook.com]
Comments 65
Glitch? That's a deluxe skin.
Does the front half have a Machoke there?
Yo, that's a sexy butt.
going to smack that sexy butt later
It looks like the normals get inverted.
many children cried due to this nudity. law and order will take over soon i guess. its a shame. wont buy any nintendo products anymore…
I approve.
That is all.
I mean… like… what are you gonna do, stop playing Pokémon? Hell no.
And yet them sexy lady Machoke and Machamp have been freeing the nipple for decades to no fanfare.
@lovesushi
The only reasonable response to this issue...
Every other Pokémon in the game sans cosmetics:
Stupid sexy Machamp
@roy130390 - The TRUE Beach Skin.
I think it's weirder that it evolves underpants.
Is the belt part of his body too?
"Much needed exposure"
I see you, Liam. I see you.
Who needs Rule 34 where you have this.
No butts about it, Nintendo continually makes an arse of their IP’s.
I thought the belt was supposed to regulate their power or something? That Machamp is going to get seriously hurt.
@BloodNinja
Oh no, the bad puns have reared up! When will these one liners end?
@Kiwi_Unlimited LOL Excellent contribution. Anything else will just be bottom feeding, at this point.
NINJA APPROVED
@BloodNinja @Kiwi_Unlimited
You should both stop being so anal. I don't find it funny... I'm not a jackass. I hereby consign both of your comments to posteriorerity.
@Kiwi_Unlimited @Ooyah Well, you sure sat me down! You will find me farting around the forums, now!
@Ooyah
I love how much of a stretch posteriority is!
That made me laugh.
@BloodNinja
I bet the forums will be a gas!
@BloodNinja @Kiwi_Unlimited
You guys are just boweling me over with how bad these puns are getting. I'm feeling pooped. Knock it off... I want us to be friends, not enemas.
@Kiwi_Unlimited
I was proud of that one... it left me feeling flushed with success!
@Ooyah @BloodNinja
Yeah, you're giving them some serious thought, not just dumping them out there.
It just blows my mind how cheeky this hole thing is getting. Seriously, I'm cracking up!
@Ooyah @Kiwi_Unlimited I just laughed so hard I s*** my pants!
...Was that too asinine?
@BloodNinja @Ooyah
Okay, we should probably finish this, because I'm wiped.
@Kiwi_Unlimited I’ve been laughing so hard my face is flush!
@BloodNinja
Well, don't waste too much time mooning over our comments, or you'll lose out on the weekend.
@Kiwi_Unlimited Your puns are the stuff of legend. I’m getting pooped!
@BloodNinja
This little crevice of the internet has become a treasure of puns. Anyone who needs butt jokes will be overjoyed for this bountiful booty.
Edit: (I honestly hope we don't get remembered on NL as those 2 a-holes who wouldn't shut up with the bad word play).
@Kiwi_Unlimited ....butts.
@BloodNinja @Kiwi_Unlimited
Okay, this is getting khazi now. You're both intestine my patience. I have been way too laxative with both of you. I gotta go now. My will to continue has gone to potty.
@Ooyah LMFAO
@Ooyah
applause
@Ooyah @BloodNinja @Kiwi_Unlimited you'll be remembered as a cheeky bunch. Verbally well-rounded, but(t) cheeky as(s) sh-
5hit combo.
@Shambo That deserves a standing ovation.
@Shambo @Ooyah @BloodNinja
Oh no, if this goes into a second day, I may have to sit this one out. I mean have you seen these comments? We darn near rectum!
@Kiwi_Unlimited I’m literally on the edge of my throne
@BloodNinja Careful, or you might find yourself dropping off. I felt like it was my doodie to warn you.
@Kiwi_Unlimited @BloodNinja @Shambo
The quality of the puns has gone down excrementally. This comments section now smells worse than my eau de colon.
@Ooyah @Shambo @Kiwi_Unlimited If they ban us for this, things on this site will go down the tubes!
@BloodNinja @Ooyah @Shambo
I agree, these are all stinkers, too bad we can't put a lid on it.
(Honestly. I keep telling myself i'm done, but then a little more comes out).
@Kiwi_Unlimited Sounds like too many Digestives! (Is that still a thing in Britain? Been a few decades since I’ve been.)
@Ooyah @BloodNinja @Kiwi_Unlimited I'm sorry from the bottom of my heart for pulling you all back in just when you could've gotten out (don't visualise this in the kontext - "kont" is my language for "ass", and not the donkey kind - I couldn't let that one slide). I'll be gone, before the dawn of the turd day. This addiction is no longer a harmless toy, let (see what I did there?) it not spoil our joy of life.
@BloodNinja
I'm American, living in the states, but my wife has a lot of family in Britain and last time we were there (summer before covid), it still appeared to be.
@Kiwi_Unlimited Same! I was UK born, but moved to America and been here ever since.
@Shambo No need to apologize, sometimes you just have to let it out.
@Ooyah @BloodNinja @Shambo
While the wordplay just keeps swirling (I hear it swirls the other way in Australia), it blows my mind that we keep coming up with fresh ones!
@Ooyah @BloodNinja @Kiwi_Unlimited Yeah, the quality may indeed not be number one anymore, it's definitely a solid number two.
@Shambo @Ooyah @BloodNinja
But they're all still pretty slick!
(You have to give me that nugget of truth)
@Ooyah @Shambo @Kiwi_Unlimited Wait ‘til Ooyah wakes up to this stench, and dumps more on us!
@Ooyah @Kiwi_Unlimited @BloodNinja I would say something is going to really hit the fan then, but I can't seem to find the word I'm looking for.
@Kiwi_Unlimited @BloodNinja @Shambo
Look, I don't have the time for this. I need to get back to work. I guess you guys are so effluent that you can sit around making puns all day. I'm a lawyer. I'm busy. A lady has done wrong, and I need to sewer.
@Kiwi_Unlimited @BloodNinja @Shambo
I am in the UK, and am looking at a packet of Digestives right now. 😊
@Kiwi_Unlimited @Shambo @Ooyah I wish I were that affluent! Luckily, my job affords some free time occasionally, so I can continue my cheekiness.
Haha, Digestives...that brings me back! God save the Queen.
@Kiwi_Unlimited @Blood_Ninja @Shambo
I think you mean effluent, not affluent. Tut.
I think I'm outhouse of puns now. If only WC Fields were here... he could think of some more.
I have learned something precious, though... it is impossible to make a pun out of "peristalsis". I have been trying to squeeze one out for ages.
@Ooyah
This is as good as I can come up with:
"I was talking to my sister and explained that, 'I was walking into the bathroom and spotted a pair o' stalls, sis, so I chose the one with. . .'"
It could be finished with a butt/poop pun, but it really is a stretch for our purposes.
@Kiwi_Unlimited @BloodNinja @Shambo
"...pair o' stalls, sis..."
That is truly magnificent. In fact, it is so good, I will be sure to mention it when I make an entry in my diarrhoeay tonight.
@BloodNinja @Ooyah @Kiwi_Unlimited
"I was talking to my sister and explained that, 'I was walking into the bathroom and spotted a pair o' stalls, sis, so I chose the one with number two (sorry for rehashing my earlier one) on the door, because it was an emergency, and I figured I could dump double, you see. That's why I'm late at the flat, you late as well though.'"
That may have been a bit too... I can't find the word. O hey, another butt naked pokémon!
@BloodNinja @Ooyah @Shambo
I'm glad I can colon you all if I need a good pun.
@Kiwi_Unlimited We arse all here for you.
@Kiwi_Unlimited victory is arse! They just hate us because they anus. I admit I remember that last one from movie, that's rock bottom. I'll be in the corner with a bowel with floats of oat flakes in nut drink, hiding my shame. I need to digest this in order to find new re-laxation. Where's my toy Snorlax at, if I need him.
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